Franz Kafka! Intro is a song featured in the season one episode, Director's Cut.

Lyrics Edit

He is Franz Kafka! Franz Kafka! Be careful if you get him pissed… Franz! Franz Kafka! He’ll smite you with metaphor fists! Writing all he can, he’s just a man A warrior of words taking a stand He grew up very poor He's steel, it's to the core Born in 1883 Died in 1924 He is Franz Kafka!

I’m a lonely German A lonely German from Prague! I wonder what I'll write about I think I'll write about bugs

Kafka! Kafka! Kafka!