Franz Kafka! Intro is a song featured in the season one episode, Director's Cut.
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CHOIR
He is Franz Kafka!
Franz Kafka!
NARRATOR
Be careful if you get him pissed...
CHOIR
Franz! Franz Kafka!
NARRATOR
...he'll smite you with metaphor fists.
Writing all he can,
He's just a man;
A warrior of words taking a stand.
He grew up very poor,
He's steel; it's to the core.
Born in 1883, died in 1924.
CHOIR
He is Franz Kafka!
NARRATOR
Oh look,
But there he is.
What will he say?
FRANZ
I'm a lonely German,
A lonely German from Prague.
I wonder what I'll write about?
I think I'll write about bugs.
CHOIR
Kafka!
Kafka!
Kafka!